Weird / Funny

OK the long awaited update is here, and now Klynton.com presents the Gimp of the week competition, and not only that but we have a slightly less weird Fool of the week competition as well. If you have a submission for either competition use the link provided at the bottom of the Gimp/Fool of the week page.

Also in this section:

• Mirc Jokes - Funny parts taken from the logs of the channels I visit, one particular joke is about Lager tasting gizz (semen).

• PC World Jokes - Funny things that I have done to the employees at PC World, and reactions I receive

• Pointless Inventions - Innovations it was a wonderful magazine full of wonderful ideas, or was it? I look at all the wonderful things I found, from the amazing 'Now you can see in the dark' claim (yes the product was quite obviously a 'light') to the useful Stylish Safety Specs.

• Practical Jokes - Somewhat of an obvious section

• Gimp of the Week - Mentioned above, competition where visitors can submit their own gimp photos (real or humerous) of people who are tied up or just look god damn ugly. I would like to see photos of people gaffa taped to lamp posts and other street accessories.

• Fool of the Week - Someone looking or doing something foolish, send your own photos in and maybe you'll be featured.

• Manchester Commonwealth Games 2002: A government conspiracy uncovered by Klynton.com

• Disley Rituals - A page I found on the ointernet about different real life jokes in Disley.

• Eat a Zoo!!!! - Email joke I wrote a good while ago.