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Eat a Zoo

Yeah here's an email I wrote a few years back when very pissed and sent out. I had been drinking since the bar opened at 11am, so it's amazing there were no typo's however the idea I thought was a very good one. Parady on all the crappy spam I'd been receiving.


You have been specially selected for this once in a lifetime opportunity.

Yes you too can now buy your own zoo, AND NEVER HAVE TO GO FOOD SHOPPING AGAIN.

Amaze your friends with your list of eaten animals. And watch them look dissapointed when they have to admit to never having tried Zebra.

And also if you reply in the next 10 days, or phone this number: 0781 345 3987, then you will also receive a free shark aquarium, with over 3 types of dog-fish.

I know you're looking for the catch but there isn't one, for this once in a lifetime deal merely phone the number and say Quibble danganoogle blerg when one of our operators answers.

The cost I hear you say, for all those amazing animals, a mere 12028.52.

So phone up now, stocks are limited!!!!!!!!!!!!