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Daemonic Mouse

Posted by Klynton on Jul 01, 2004 - 12:00 AM
01/07/04 The Daemon mouse struck again. Last night I was downstairs playing drinking games with people and generally minding my own business, when suddenly I heard a foul cry. A noise coming from the depths of the abyss. I turned round a look of horror on my face, and there it sat. Taunting, grinning, it had one of the failed competitors of our drinking game in a compromising embrace. His hands held fast by it's deadly grip. I conversed with it, crying out 'Why? Why this place? Why this time?' It merely laughed, and said if I did not release it's brethren it would kill one of ours. A mouse stuck in one of the traps downstairs. I tried to make a grab at the Daemon Mouse, but it shifted it's grip around his throat, and threatened me once more. I was a unfortunate pawn forced to do his bidding, and once I had he left with his new found army............

X-Rated Cheese

Posted by Klynton on Jun 28, 2004 - 03:25 PM
28/06/04 I went to the shops yesterday to get some food, provisions for the next week. Well yes I ended up getting some alcohol for a 'Jelly' night, probably rum jelly, vodka jelly, and might make some tequila jelly. So yes anyway I got some food, then I went to get some cheese (mature cheese is one of gods gifts to mankind, it's hard to get real blue cheese or flavoured in this country) and I see this. 'X-Rated Cheese' - For Adults Only. Heh well I bought some out of a laugh, was always going to happen and took it home to try along with some standard cream crackers. Well the verdict? Meh! Not really all that strong, I was dissapointed. The expectations from the cover of the packet were rather high, and I shouldn't have let myself be too excited about a brand new cheese experience, but well it wasn't bad. I may give it a full write up later with marks out of ten. However for now I'm busy downloading 'Asherons Call 2' demo to see if it's worth buying.

Boomslang!

Posted by Klynton on Jun 24, 2004 - 06:20 AM
24/06/04 I wake up this morning, well OK, this afternoon. 5 Emails, nothing new I think, then I see one of them is about BattleStar Galactica. Open it '13 New episodes in production for release Jan 2005' well I'm a secure enough nerd to admit I was excited. Then I see the next article 'Vehicles / Firgures for the original series in production' well by now I'm buzzing round the house annoying all my housemates.

OK for all the die hard fans like myself, I'm not condoning all the changes in the new 3 part mini series. Yeah alot changed but to be honest the over all film was good. It upset me greatly to see Starbuck turned into a woman, but well I can't think of anyone who'd be able to compete with Dirk Benedict. Plus all this new interest might finally grant me something I've wanted for a long time, a BattleStar Galactica Space Sim like the good old days with Wing Commander. I know that 'thing' came out for the PS2 and Wank-box, but I want a REAL space sim. One that's for the PC and actually means you can use a joystick with it. What kind of game professes to be a space sim if you can't use a joystick with it.

Daemonic Mouse Escapes

Posted by Klynton on Jun 23, 2004 - 01:00 AM
So I go down this morning and what should I find in the mouse-trap but my old mouse thats currently possessed by a Daemon. I wasn't all that surprised of course as I had noticed it's absence from my desk a few days ago. I just assumed it had gone off to terrorise some other house hold. But alas no, it seems it has been running around downstairs, probably trying to get the real mice to help it to overthrow us and become the dominant species in this house. Therefore effective immediately I have instigated a zero tollerance policy on mice. All mice are to by chained to desks so as to stop a repeat of this fiasco. Hopefully our small sacrifice will save other houses from being over run by the evil mouse of doom!

CSS SSI Fun

Posted by Klynton on Jun 22, 2004 - 05:45 PM
22/06/04 Well well well. What have we here. Thats right, an easy to update site. Yes the wonders of SSI (server side includes) have made it easy for me to keep this bastard updated. Coupled with CSS I have a rather posh looking site. Well compared to the old one. More jobs will have to be applied to at some point. But having fun with my new boomslang at the moment. Fantastic mouse, fantastic free mousemat as well. Ordered some tickets for the ole graduation twisted as well, although I forsee being very drunk before I ever get anywhere near the club.

As you saw from the front page I'm in the middle of a war on the Daemonic mouse. Last night it escaped out of it's cage and ran off downstairs. I think it was trying to get support from the real mice that live downstairs to try and overthrow me as the ruler of the house. Fortunately it was caught in one of the mouse traps that Arthur put down. But that was a close call. Not sure what I can do to contain it now. It's learnt how to escape and it's only a metter of time until it tries to kill me. I may have to sleep with the light on from now on.........
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